Soos cannot decide how to interact with any of the women due to them having "too many dimensions" and there not being any "explanatory menus." He fails to attract any women once again and wishes he was back home talking to . Melody, a nearby worker at Meat Cute, finds this very amusing and approaches Soos and introduces herself.
She says that she admires his uniqueness in riding toy trains even though he is a grown man.
Stan believes the arcade is some kind of nightmare.
Before long, an animatronic badger and animatronic band appears, putting on a show for the children before requesting money from the kids, in which the kids fanatically oblige.
Dipper reveals that they had seen the whole thing and that he had performed perfectly. GIFfany about it however, she becomes enraged saying that he's her boyfriend and no-one else's. Stan says, as he is leaving through a window, that "sometimes a man has to steal an animatronic badger," and then proceeds to fall out of the window.
They say that the game really worked and that he can toss it out now. GIFfany to his cousin's party though, Soos realizes that he has to "break-up" with . Startled, Soos pauses her and takes her disc out with the intent of returning her after his date. Back at the mall, Mabel and Dipper are preparing Soos for his date, Mabel by shouting questions at him on what his "love crew" has taught him. GIFfany then possesses all the animatronics and attempts to stop Soos from escaping. Gideon Rises Candy Monster | Stan's Tattoo | Mailbox | Lefty | Tooth | The Hide-Behind | Mabel's Guide to Dating | Mabel's Guide to Stickers | Mabel's Guide to Fashion | Mabel's Guide to Color | Mabel's Guide to Art | Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart | Fixin' It with Soos: Cuckoo Clock | TV Shorts 1 | TV Shorts 2 | Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie | Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo 21.
Mabel then advises Soos on how to get a date: eye contact, conversation and confidence, all in which Soos fails when he tries to flirt.
Meanwhile, Stan is seen throwing Goldie away into the dumpster and, after an awkward parting, follows some children into Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree.
Mabel scares all of the women out of the toilet at the mall by screaming at them with a bull horn and Dipper is forced leave to deal with the security that arrived to investigate, leaving Soos to find a date alone. She says that now Soos won't have to talk to real girls ever again and that they can now be together forever to which Soos responds positively. GIFfany says they can do anything Soos wants, which apparently is riding a toy train. GIFfany seem to be having a great time until his time runs out and he must insert another fifty cents.
His grandmother informs him about his cousin Reggie is having an engagement party, and Soos is surprised that his cousin had become so successful, to which his abuelita replies that Soos is now a grownup and needs to start acting like one before his grandmother passes away.
His grandmother then asks Soos to bring a date along to Reggie's engagement party.
Shortly after he leaves, Mabel ponders over what Soos does in his spare time.
It is now revealed that Soos usually spends the remainder of the day playing video games.