He didn’t excuse the mess, he just said, 'Don’t judge me' as he began removing the clutter from his bed.
I was tipsy enough to consider staying until I saw him remove beer bottles and empty fast food bags from the mattress pile.""I wasn’t sure I was ready to date since I was just coming off a really bad breakup, but he called me one night when my BFF and I were in Hollywood to see a movie.
As broke 25 year-olds, this sounded a lot better than seeing a movie in a dumpy little theater, so we headed over there.Piles upon piles of dirty clothes were laid on top of video games, which laid on top of his dingy twin mattress.In addition to the mess, his mattress laid crooked, without a bed frame, on the floor. Here are 15 women recounting their craziest, wildest, most downright freaky sex stories (for your reading pleasure).From an armpit-licker to a hot mess of a human-gorilla, we've got the wacky, sexy stories you need to hear.They were sweet kisses and I couldn’t believe the chemistry or how kind and respectful he was.